halloween weirdos

Some jerk tried to break into my car last night, but only got to break a window before the alarm went off- which sucked because they didnt even take anything, and my deductable is so high that i had to pay for the window myself :( what is the point of insurance ?!

Well this morning while i was waiting for my car to be repaired, i walked to village discount and started browsing. I felt strongly that some second hand retail therapy would make me feel better. I browsed through so many things, and found a few things i considered buying but, put them all back. I was surprised that the store was so so organized. Everything was placed nicely, straight and to the shelf- the store looked stocked. There were several purses and shoes that were cool. I carried around a pair of sliver pumps priced at 90 cents (half off tag! 45cent) for a long time, until i came across this giant feline goddess. She is at least 6x4 feet big- painted while laying down on a rug and pillows. She is probably the sexiest cat i've ever seen. Lialeh is gonna be so fucking jealous. I sorta had to have her! I called Joshua and he came down on his bike just to see her. Well, he wanted her just as bad!
We bought the painting for 20 bucks. It's so big that we put it on my newly fixed car's roof and held the edges with our hands.

As soon as he got home he put her up in our entrance way. "It fits perfectly."

Now going back a little in time- When I was waiting for joshua to show up, i tried on this cool 40's style blazer that was priced at $3.80. So i had to take off my blazer and put down all my stuff...While I was trying it on..this skinny older man with thinning white hair (but not TOO old, like 45-50 max), in a neutral colored sweater and khakis with misshapen sneakers. He had one of those slightly creepy soft voices, that isnt REALLY creepy until they are asking you if " you live around here?" (NO) and " you are the prettiest THING, I've ever seen" (uh, thanks?) or " Can I take you out sometime?"(NO) or " Can I have your phone number?" (NO) " Are you single?" (even if i was i would of said no) " Are you sure I cant call you or take you out?" (Yes).
The strangest thing was that he came STRAIGHT up to me while i was trying the blazer on, like he'd been following me around the store. So this is what non-functioning pedophiles without day jobs do! Because while this man was the only one that approached me with words, while I was walking around I noticed several creepy men at the store, eyeing all the women (mostly hispanic/black moms). At one point a man stood there enfront me while I was looking at myself in the blazer. Argh!

I told Joshua that some guy asked me out when we left the store and he was like " oh some hipster dude asked my baby out?" and I had to regrettably tell him that it was an old man. He was grossed out! and was like " Did you tell him my boyfriend is a bodybuilder?"