dreams are so sci-fi

One night I was having trouble sleeping and I dreamed this thing below up. I woke up in such a weird mood, I typed up the whole dream right after it happened in the middle of the night.

It started with some actually but steamy lesbian sex in a dirty bathroom
Some guy named dick appears, and shows us his dick..?
"dick" is here with another guy and "dick" is a gawker media psychic?!!
car alarm goes off
for no apparent reason.
lambrighnini car chase.
into a mid-rise building with all glass windows but they are actually giant lcd tvs/webcams.
leave to go onto the freeway, remembers waving to the window of face
and all of a sudden i am on top of a train, with groups of people who
look like they are just getting fresh air.
But i was just in my car and now im ontop of a train that is moving very slowly
with army trucks and guys in riding besides the train. It was like a warp!

I start looking for someone i know, the girl i was in the bathroom with,
the dick.
I find "dick" at the edge of the front of the train, looking stressed out and asks if his image is on the LCD, it is and when he realizes it he freaks out and says we need to get off this train. ASAP.
but we are going slower and slower, there are guards everywhere
the train is headed towards this cave/ tunnel, as we go in the people on top of the train start getting agitated and notice that the tracks are being moved from a previous one to a new one, headed towards a door.
as we get closer, the guards make everyone de-board and herds us all in to a room.

This room is giant cave, with dirt floors, and there are already some people in there, who were not on our train.
Women are calling the shots here, they all look like middle aged mean moms who are forced to voulenteer. Giant tiered squared hangers, are hanging from the ceiling.
The women are asking everyone to climb onto and hang from the knees- as if on monkey bars.
Most of the people just do it, those who can climb up to the top.
There are already hangers filled with people just hanging from their knees, next to each others, with kids on the bottom rows.
It takes a while for everyone to get onto their hangers, and while looking for one
I find the girl that I was with earlier and dick. I still havent gotten into a hanger yet, but the girl hangs out next to me, and I freak out and want to find an escape.

So as the women are yelling out instructions, I go hide behind one of the columns.
My girlfriend comes with.
but one of the women sees us and very discreetly says- thats not going to work, just get on the hanger.
so she does, but i was nervous and i go find someone to talk to about what is going on...
I find one of these moom types and start a conversation with her.
"is everyone going to die?" shes says" no, not everyone."
"how long have you been doing this?"0
shes sasys she done "this" for 3 years.
when all of a sudden some other women hears our conversation and pulls rank.
"well i'm in charge, i've been here for 6 years."

i go back to the hanger and tell everyone they are planning to kill everyone.
And I start the Revolution.
the rebel army storms into this cave, in forms of small cars with cameras on top of the hoods and very few soldiers.
Everyone, even the kids are getting into it, and the kids actually tear apart this little one girl (she was like 7 years old) they thought was their friend from the train, but when they got to the cave, they found out she was one of the women, she had been very shy on the train and everyone was nice to her, but she was a double agent.

When they were beating her up, they discovered she had a glass brain, a weird unbreakable glass head inside of her body. its a weird alien type guy living in fluid.

The cave had catering tables all around the outside and We throw cakes at the women.

come to the conclusion this is some other world?/dimension or invasion of..
so, in all the fighting i find "dick" again
we steal one of the cars, and we head out, breaking down one of the doors to discover
there is an outside, and it very much looked like camden neighborhood in london.
so we are driving this car and the army is coming after us.
ive hurt my knees and cant run as fast as i should and so "dick" hits the garage door opener and figures out where to park the car.
we narrowly miss the army, as we are hiding in this garage of this flat. We get away!
and we totally make out in the garden between the flat and the garage. and of course i wake up!