Last night I had a toothache, in fact I've had a major toothache for the past 3 nights. Unbearable, horrible and debilitating pain shooting across my face. So to escape from this pain I've been going to sleep as soon as possible, just to escape from the throbbing.
Well, anyhow last night was one of these nights, and I was trying to fall asleep, I'd just watched the Bachelor, and some of the new Beauty show, drank some wine and Jules was asleep on the bed with me already! So I slowly drifted into sleepytown, and was suddenly woke up the smell of what I intially thought was spilled wine. I find Jules in Joshua's closet in a sort of squatting position....
She was pooping in his SHOE!
Like right when you stick your foot in, and just RIGHT in the hole, didn't miss a bit. I startled her and she stopped and thats when I noticed I was stepping in something wet. Which would explain the smell of spilled wine, it was urine. It was a horrible mess! She's in Jail for the rest of the week.
1 year ago

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