Hmmmummus

Unlike most other foods I enjoy, I like a real bland hummus. My favorites are the ones that are Tahini Free, for some reason I dont like the umami taste in my hummus. I guess I'm pretty serious about it because I've had cravings for the Trader Joe's brand one and have taken special errands just to pick some up. It's sort of a problem I guess- I've got my boss hooked on it too.
I'm eating it right now with some baby carrots and pita, blogging. I feel like a yuppie (also because my car dealer gave me another new x5 to drive around, and I'm engaged) and urban dictionary seems to agree.

1.yuppie
Informal for (y)oung (U)rban (P)rofessional, or Yup. turned into yuppie in the 1980's. A term used to describe someone who is young, possibly just out of college, and who has a high-paying job and an affluent lifestyle. Can now be used to describe any rich person who is not modest about their financial status. Yuppiedom (yuppie-dum)is a term used to describe an involvement in being a yuppie.
Yuppie-I'm going to go drive my ferrari to the seafood place for a $500 lobster.

But when you compare a yuppie to a trust fund baby
1.trust fund baby
A young person whose parents are wealthy and have set up a trust for their son or daughter. The trust fund ensures that the child will be taken care of financially for life. One who lives off their parents.
That guy is a trust fund baby. Since he doesn't need to work, he's just going to law school to pass the time and to learn how to protect his inheritance when the time comes.
I sort of feel a lot better to at least of "earned" my $500 lobster. I know few trustfunders and they seem so retarded- i.e. Being a 30 year old person who hasn't lived on their own. Or people who have never held real jobs. Its the whole williamsburg thing and its the whole self righteous thing.


Obviously the Yuppies of the 80's bred the trust funders of today, totally makes me wanna puke to think I could potentially have these asshole lame kids. And since everything is a cycle: does this mean that I'm now living my 80's in what is now the 2nd 90's and when the 2nd 00's come in 2010 I'll be in my 90's?


Which has been giving me mental freak outs whenever I think of the wedding. Everyone has such shitty boring weddings, and no matter how cool you think yours is, it's still the same ol' crappy traditions. White strapless dress and a chruch. Even eastern wedding are westernized. I have no idea what the fuck I'm going to do, I dont feel connected to any of these traditions, they are certainly not mine.
I am not religious at all! I'm barely spiritual! So which is why I guess Shang Hai is awesome. I just want to take the crazy wedding photos and go shopping with my girlfriends.

Haha, my itunes just got to the Misfits albums!